Kerala Heap is one of the newest (2005/06) arrivals on the staff of Pataka.

Born a fraction before 1980, she eventually came to adore black olives, clean beaches, and Madonna (though she doesn't watch TV now) and do a bit of teaching. There may be links there.

Naturally she has heard of Freda Khalo, Mahatma Gandhi, Lou Reed, Andy Warhol, and Jesus.

Interviewed by the intrepid deep-digging newshounds of Porirua City News, reported in technicolor on May 10, 2006, Kerala rashly said her one wish was to become well known. The creation of this page is the response of one avid reader. Its augmentation is up to others.

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